me writing smut

  • Me: Cock...................
  • Me: ... er spaniel. sweet jesus I can't do this

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

thatfunnyblog:

this might be my favourite glee quote of ever

thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

image

truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

getradified:

blastpete:

I will never not reblog this

I’m still convinced Dankey Kang has to be a type of weed.

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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