regression just got real
Accurate post is accurate. This is so spot on.
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish
Holland Roden, shopping Parker clothing, attends The Launch of Parker on Spring at The A List on September 16, 2014
hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.
Cute fun nicknames for your significant other
- uh uh!
THEY ARE SO CUTE I WANNA DIE
Sooooo sweet and adorable !
how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn
How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?
Musicians make a lot of money from touring
when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert
yesterday with ur mom
Tumblr on september 30th
more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st
“What are you in here for then?”
“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”
“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”
i don’t know why i laughed so hard but
buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID